Floss Like A Boss
6 months ago my dentist told me, “if you don’t start flossing you’re going to have another cavity”. Only one problem, my next appointment’s tomorrow and I “forgot” to floss.
Read More Floss Like A BossSchool Sucks
With summer approaching, I’m really going to miss school!
Read More School SucksTechnology Sucks
This comedy article will prove once and for all that technology is holding the human race back…or will it?
Read More Technology SucksGain 342 Pounds With Ease
Easily achieve the body of your dreams by following my “strict” diet outlined in this comedy blog!
Read More Gain 342 Pounds With EaseBlogging for Babies
While this post is not concerning politics, it does highlight the reasons why human babies are the best things ever! *comedy
Read More Blogging for BabiesLose 342 Lb’s with Minimal Work!
Read my cooking class essay, which perfects the impossible by tying in dieting and comedy!
Read More Lose 342 Lb’s with Minimal Work!Mobsters Are Friends, Not *Entirely* Enimies
Learn the 3 reasons why old school mobsters are the greatest thing the happen to the world since the asteroid of 1 million BCE.
Read More Mobsters Are Friends, Not *Entirely* EnimiesButter My Buns Baby
Although the title leads you to believe this is a perverted post, it is truly a genuine history lesson for the whole family to enjoy!
Read More Butter My Buns BabyCreating a Better Life In 59 Letters
With this single quote, you will be on your way to living a greater life!
Read More Creating a Better Life In 59 Letters